I’ve decided to start cataloguing some things I want to do.
First installment: the Doorknob Door.
Step 1) Buy a house.
Step 2) Choose an appropriate door. The work room/study is the clear choice, but if you’re feeling eccentric you could go as bold as the front door.
Step 3) Install many doorknobs into the door. One of them is allowed to work, but it may not be the one in the standard doorknob location.
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Genius! Though it would be tricky to get the “sole functioning knob” to work properly; distance from the actual latch, etc. But I have the utmost faith in you.
So, want to hear something crazy? My great aunt died on Saturday night in a most bizarre fashion. The weather here (well, in Bardstown) was a rainy, slushy mess and she had just stepped outside to pull the car around to the front door for her husband. She backed into a bridge abutment, which apparently caused the car (or SUV – whatever) to tilt precariously. When my aunt exited the car, it rolled on top of her and both she and the car went into the creek below. They found her in the creek with the car on top of her. (already deceased.)
So things are all sorts of busy here. Methinks I need an adult beverage.