My nose desperately wants to protect me. Somewhere in my brain, a half dozen nerve cells flicker in appreciation for its dedication. The rest of my brain would give anything to turn down its services between the hours of 2 and 7 AM. Look, nose, I’ll cut you a deal. I’ve got a plane to [...]
Monthly Archives: February 2008
Not Christ?
February 13, 2008 – 11:36 pm
Because there definitely wasn’t room to spell my whole name.
Idle thought: Presidential Hairdressers
February 10, 2008 – 3:03 pm
Over the course of an election season, presidential candidates must get their hair cut at least, what, a handful of times. Working backward: American popular opinion is driven by the media. The media is dominated by image. A candidate’s appearance is their primary image. A candidate’s appearance is, briefly, under the complete control of the [...]
Superdelegates Suck
February 10, 2008 – 2:43 pm
From the Washington Post: The potential for superdelegates to play a critical role has some party leaders worried that the situation could lend the appearance that the nominee will be selected by insiders rather than by rank-and-file voters. “Could lend the appearance”, eh? Damn straight it could lend the appearance. One might even say that [...]
Dear Michigan and Florida,
February 6, 2008 – 7:19 pm
Good call on moving your primaries earlier! Not like those loser states that vote after Super Tuesday. Those states don’t even matter. Suckers.