Idle thought: Presidential Hairdressers

Over the course of an election season, presidential candidates must get their hair cut at least, what, a handful of times.

Working backward:

  • American popular opinion is driven by the media.
  • The media is dominated by image.
  • A candidate’s appearance is their primary image.
  • A candidate’s appearance is, briefly, under the complete control of the person who cuts their hair.

Somewhere in America are a handful of men and women, holding scissors and shears, that could single-handedly reshape the American political landscape in under two seconds without the use of a weapon.

2 Responses to “Idle thought: Presidential Hairdressers”

  1. Becca Miller Says:

    But you, my friend, have them all beat - you don’t need a hairdresser.

  2. Christopher Says:

    Zing, yo. Zing.

    So, are you saying I’m the ultimate candidate to lead the free world?

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