Okay, enough politics, it’s just depressing.

Next on the TODO list: The Fish Palace.

Like the hamster palace, but with fish. You know, the hamster palace. That thing you dreamed of building when you were 9. The thing where you were gonna go to the pet shop and buy about 1200 feet of plastic hamster tubing and 5 fish tanks, and drill holes in the living room wall and connect it all together into a mind-boggling interconnected hamster den of the gods that any sensible hamster would have given its tail to call home. One tank would be installed next to your bed and one would be down by the table so when you woke up that little guy could race through the tubes, down the zig-zag portion on the stairs, through the hall wall, scurry through the tube running along the ceiling of the kitchen, and slide down to the tank next to your chair.

So, like that. But with fish. Glowing tubes of water intersecting your house at artfully chosen angles. Full of brightly colored little fishes.

Of course, I don’t really want to have fish. So maybe this isn’t so much a TODO as a TOSEE.

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