And I’m an uncle!
Here’s proof.

Some time in the past year—I don’t remember when—I was installing software updates on my Mac and decided to actually read the license agreement. I encountered this:
You agree that all goodwill arising out of your authorized use of Apple’s marks shall inure to the benefit of and belong to Apple.
Um…what? Do they have [...]
Amazon updated their software since last year. They found room to squeeeeeze in one more letter:
Eventually they might notice the vast expanse of empty space and go for another two or three letters.