I recently wrote a no-words post comparing the Twitter trends for various cities on the day of the Apple WWDC keynote.

That post ended with a screenshot of Baltimore’s trends, which included not a peep about the technology topics that were sweeping the rest of Twitter:

“Oh, Baltimore,” I thought. “It’s why I love you. With all this noise about your emerging tech scene, Tequila still ranks higher than iPhone 4.”

Well, Baltimore, honey, I take it all back. Twitter has been slandering you. Witness today’s trends for Baltimore:

There we are, like some surrealist painting frozen in time: Lady Gaga, Harry Connick, and a bottle of Tequila sit gathered ’round the table while clocks melt over the Washington monument.

It is, and it shall apparently always be, about that time.