Okay, enough politics, it’s just depressing.

Next on the TODO list: The Fish Palace.

Like the hamster palace, but with fish. You know, the hamster palace. That thing you dreamed of building when you were 9. The thing where you were gonna go to the pet shop and buy about 1200 feet of […]

I’ve decided to start cataloguing some things I want to do.

First installment: the Doorknob Door.

Step 1) Buy a house.

Step 2) Choose an appropriate door. The work room/study is the clear choice, but if you’re feeling eccentric you could go as bold as the front door.

Step 3) Install many doorknobs into the door. One […]