Because my sister found this, and WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:

I just wish I knew who Jake was.

FYI, if any of this software is appealing to you, today is the day to buy it:
http://www.leefalin.com/outreach/virginia-tech-memorial-fund/
My company, Figure 53, is joining them. 100% of our sales for the day will go to the fund.

Sometimes it is good to be reminded of these things.

About six years ago I found myself sitting in a barn in Connecticut, staring at a young woman.
We sat in folding metal chairs, about twelve inches from each other, along with perhaps eight other students, grouped in pairs. The couples had dispersed casually about the space, all sitting in pretty much the same formation: [...]

Hello Internet! It’s a pleasure to meet you. My name’s Chris. I’ve heard a lot about you. Your place is really fantastic. I never would have guessed this many people would fit in here.